May 2013
6 tags
May 20th
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sweet-bitsy: thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes Wait until you see my thighs
May 20th
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4 tags
May 20th
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7 tags
May 20th
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thelittleturtleduck: doctoroket: kakarikovillage: the snack that smiles back children what is wrong with this website
May 19th
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4 tags
May 19th
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May 19th
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studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 
May 19th
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May 18th
302 notes
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May 18th
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hommos: ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
May 18th
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2 tags
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
May 17th
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3 tags
May 17th
527 notes
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epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
May 16th
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2 tags
May 16th
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May 16th
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vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean
May 16th
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5 tags
May 15th
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2 tags
May 15th
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1 tag
May 15th
2,908 notes
2 tags
May 15th
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burgrs: she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me
May 14th
42,259 notes
4 tags
May 14th
7,204 notes
3 tags
May 14th
895 notes
3 tags
May 14th
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rneerkat: girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata
May 13th
29,980 notes
3 tags
May 13th
572 notes
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May 13th
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commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
May 13th
82,309 notes
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May 12th
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analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
May 12th
121,535 notes
3 tags
May 12th
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May 12th
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mrcraabs: eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
May 11th
33,259 notes
5 tags
May 11th
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fuckyeahlaughters: ah, yes school work. *shoves pencil through eye*
May 11th
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May 11th
1,104 notes
bombliate: official-honeybooboo: bombliate: dave-vriska: bombliate: [JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing [DEFENDANT VOICE] no [JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u [WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing [JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
May 10th
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4 tags
May 10th
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2 tags
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
1,643 notes
3 tags
May 9th
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May 9th
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lindsaychrist: ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
May 9th
67,018 notes
3 tags
May 8th
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4 tags
May 8th
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