PROLOGUE

Once upon a time there was a tiny teenage girl [who never ever grew no really she was cursed, really] who liked to read, watch TV and films basically. (hAHahHA, woW sO spESshUL!!11!!!!11)

She also has kind of a few friends on here too but she doesn’t really care about them because damn, those bitches could be really annoying sometimes. So there was no way that she was going to put them here or anything, no, that would be silly.

And of course, she loved books. She thought that Neil Gaiman was secretly Morpheus or possibly some sort of God in disguise because no human could actually be that talented. 

Said heroine also kind of wanted to be a writer but knew that that was probably impossible so she didn’t really tell anyone other than the whole internet.

She also really really loved films so she guess it would be kinda cool to make films or do something with films but she has no idea how that would work really especially as she has the motivation of a gnat [side note: she doesn’t actually know how motivated a gnat is] and an even shorter temper and attention span.

Unfortunately, she lives in London, and frequently daydreams about burning down her school [in a “fed-up-of-getting-work-that-she’s-not-going-to-do” kind of way not a pyromaniac nononono]

[…but she may be a pyromaniac who knows]

And thus, our epic tale begins…