we find the defendant……right over there. next to their attorney. [judge voice] very good work jury, now it’s your turn to hide
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
top 10 mulder/scully episodes;
you want to make that honeymoon video now?
FANGIRL CHALLENGE || (2/10) Pilots » Game of Thrones
↳ “ When they write the history of my reign, sweet sister, they will say it began today.”
when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
I get to put my arms around you…both of them.
Midnight – Shot for Superior Magazine editorial August 2012
Photography: Daniel Jung
You’re waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don’t know for sure. Yet it doesn’t matter, because we’ll be together.
"The cognomen of Crane was not inapplicable to his person. He was tall, but exceedingly lank, with narrow shoulders, long arms and legs, hands that dangled a mile out of his sleeves, feet that might have served for shovels, and his whole frame most loosely hung together. His head was small, and flat at top, with huge ears, large green glassy eyes, and a long snipe nose, so that it looked like a weather-cock perched upon his spindle neck to tell which way the wind blew." - The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving
Sibling meme: Siblings [5/10] - Sansa and Arya
“She drank it down at once. It was very tart, like biting into a lemon. A thousand years ago, she had known a girl who loved lemon cakes. No, that was not me, that was only Arya.”